(to herself) Okay, where did I put that... Ah, yes! (she looks up and sees Max squatting) Oh no, Max! Not now!
(trots over to a nearby bush and starts sniffing again)
(alarmed) Max, no! You're not going to do it again, are you?
(looks back at Jen with an innocent expression) pooping dog script full
(wags tail, sniffs around)
(rushing over) Come on, buddy. Can't you see I'm busy?
(whimpers and strains some more, finally letting out a relieved fart followed by a poop) (to herself) Okay, where did I put that
(sighs) Okay, okay. I guess it's my fault for not taking you out sooner. (she grabs some poop bags)
(covering her nose) Ugh! Max! Really? Right here?
(laughs) I know, I know. You did your business. You're a good boy. (she rinses her hands in a nearby hose) Not now
(laughs) You're pushing your luck, buddy.
(panting, looking up at Jen with a "who, me?" expression)
End of Script. This script is a basic example and can be expanded or modified based on your needs. If you're looking for something educational, you could add elements about why dogs poop, how often they should be taken out, or tips on cleaning up after them. For an animated version, you could add more exaggerated expressions and scenarios.
(whining and straining)
You're one of the most lovable, yet disgusting creatures on the planet, you know that?
